Roadie(Chords)

	        Intro: Em Em D E 

         Em 
Well it's 3pm  time to lug the gear 
      Em 
Gotta get it on the stage 
              D                                 E 
My muscles flex  my fuckin' sweat will save the day 

        Em 
When I check the mic  I fuckin' check the mic 
          Em 
I fuckin' checka-checka one  two  three 
           D                                E 
I plug it in  I make a sound as good as can be 

            Em 
Cause the rockers rock  but the roadies roll 
        Em 
Gotta take the mic because I take control 
       D                               E 
Gotta get that shit up on that fuckin' stage 

            Em 
Because the roadie knows what the roadie knows 
        Em 
And the roadie knows that he wears black clothes 
       D                                E 
And he hides off in the shadows off the stage 

            C 
Because the roadie 
D                               E 
Looks a thousand miles with his eyes 
             C 
And when the crowd roars 
D                                  E 
Brings a tear drop to the roadie's eyes 
Tears of pride 

           C 
Because he brought you the show 
     D 
But you will never know 
     C 
He's changing the strings 
      D 
While hiding in the wings 
   C               D 
No matter how hard  the show must go on 

( E ) 

       Em 
Then a beautiful girl come to me 
    Em 
She say  'Hey can I sucka your dick?' 
       D               E 
I say  'Yays  I am in love' 
         Em 
Then she quickly say  'I sucked your dick 
     Em 
Now give me that backstage pass 
     D                                E 
I do not want you roadie  I want KG's chode' 

    C                                 Em 
I'm standing at the threshold of your dreams 
    C                                 Em 
Without me there'd be no sound from those amps 
   C                                  D 
Without me there'd be no lights on the stage 
                         E 
But you don't applaud for me 

             C 
No  I am the roadie! 
D                                 E 
Lonesome warrior searching for the soul 
             C 
No  I am the roadie! 
D               E 
I make the rock go! 

C   D    C   D   C  D E 
Roadie  roadie  roadie!
	        

Written by Jack Black/Kyle Gass