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(N.C.
LUCIUS, spoken
You're late.
N.C.
YAXLEY
Late? What's it matter? Look at this morning's Prophet: The Boy Who Lived does it again.
The Dark Lord dead for good. I knew it, we backed the wrong side... again!
N.C.
LUCIUS
Calm yourself, Yaxley.
YAXLEY
All us Death Eaters are going to Azkaban now. No! No no no!
LUCIUS
Do you have what I sent you for or not?
YAXLEY
Yeah, I got it. I had to break into the Ministry for it, but I got it.
LUCIUS
Excellent.
YAXLEY
You should see the Ministry -
the Dark Lord not dead more than a day and they've already got the Wizard cops out after us.
LUCIUS
Damn those Wizard cops! Well, none of that matters anymore, as long as we have this.
YAXLEY
Who do you think you are? We don't stand a chance against the Wizard cops, not even you, Lucius Malfoy)
verse 1
LUCIUS, sung
Em
Don't ever tell me what I can't do
Em
I'd watch my tongue if I were you
Em
For all we know, You-Know-Who
C
Could be watching us
N.C.
YAXLEY, spoken
He can't be, he's dead!
verse 2
LUCIUS, sung
Em
That never stopped our plans before
Em
You've no idea what I have in store
Em
You really think that you'd be at my door
C
If we had nothing to discuss?
Am F# B
He may be gone, but that is just as well
Gm Bm Gm Bm
So come inside, don't you fret
Am B Em
For it's not over yet
Em Esus2 Em
Chorus
DEATH EATERS
Em
Evil plans!
Em
We are making evil plans!
Cmaj7
Evil deeds with evil hands!
Em Bsus4 B
We love making e-vil plans!
N.C.
DEATH EATER #1, spoken
N.C.
Lucius Malfoy, why have you called us here? Wah!
N.C.
DEATH EATER #2
N.C.
What do we do, Lucius?
N.C.
DEATH EATER #3
N.C.
There's nothing to do. The Dark Lord is dead, Harry Potter wins, end of story.
N.C.
LUCIUS
N.C.
Yes, I know, I know.
He marries Ginny, they live happily ever after, there is literally no way to move forward from this point.
N.C.
YAXLEY
Then why are we all here?
N.C.
LUCIUS
N.C.
I was just getting to that. Harry Potter-
N.C.
DEATH EATERS groan
N.C.
LUCIUS
N.C.
We're in this sorry state because of him.
N.C.
And to think of all the chances we had to destroy him.
N.C.
Why, if we had destroyed him at his first year at Hogwarts, we'd be ruling the world right now!
N.C.
DEATH EATERS protest
N.C.
DEATH EATER #1, spoken
N.C.
Yes, Lucius, no one is arguing that! Wah!
n.C.
DEATH EATER #2
What does it matter, we can't change the past?
Bridge
N.C.
LUCIUS, sung
Oh?
C D
I know it seems impossible
G C
We've been thrown off our track
C#dim7
But if we can't move forward
Bsus4 B
Why shouldn't we move back?
Em
Friends and companions of evil and sin
Em
Think not of loss, but a new way to win
Em
For what is present without a beginning
D#dim
To start it all?
N.C.
YAXLEY, spoken
Go on...
verse 3
LUCIUS, sung
Em
There is a boy that everyone knows
Em
The plan is simple: I propose
Em
That we choke cut the weed before it grows
D#dim
Up and ends it all
Am Bsus4 B
Do you follow me?
N.C.
DEATH EATER #1, spoken
N.C.
No.
N.C.
LUCIUS
N.C.
The Dark Lord...
sung
Gm Bm Gm Bm
Would have survived, had they never met
N.C.
DEATH EATER #2, spoken
N.C.
So you're saying that he wouldn't be destroyed?
LUCIUS, sung
Gm Bm Gm Bm
He'd be alive, what don't you get?
N.C.
DEATH EATER #3, spoken
N.C.
Still not understanding.
LUCIUS, sung
Gm Bm Em
With Potter gone, the future will be set!
N.C.
DEATH EATERS, spoken
N.C.
Aaahhhhhh!
LUCIUS, sung
Am B Em
So it's not over yet!
DEATH EATERS
Em
Evil plans!
Em
What a brilliant evil plan!
Cmaj7
Malfoy, you're an evil man!
Em Bsus4 B
We love making e-vil plans!
N.C.
LUCIUS, spoken
N.C.
So it is decided! We shall use this Time-Turner to go back in time to Harry Potter's first year at Hogwarts.
N.C.
We'll destroy him before he ever gets a chance to destroy us!
N.C.
My friends... I think we're going back! Who's with me?
N.C.
DEATH EATERS cheer
ALL, sung
Am B
Our history is nothing more
Em G C#dim7
Than what the losers settle for
LUCIUS
Gm Bm Gm Bm
So look alive, and don't forget
Am B
That's it's not over
ALL
Am Badd9 B
It's not o - ver,
Am Am B Em
No, it's not over yet!