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Screeching Weasel

I Wanna Be A Homosexual(Chords)

Screeching Weasel

Key: C
 INTRO 
 B  C#  E x2 

Verse: 
B                                                  C#      E  
I got a little lisp and I've been working on my limp wrist-- 
B                                        C#     E  
Women are a drag, I think I wanna be a faggot, man 
B                                   C#    E      B  
Mincing ninny, a prancing fairy, merry little queen 
C#                   B        C#             B 
A Bruce LaBruce wet dream, a nancy boy with wings-- 

B F# G# E B I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual F# G# E B I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual F# G# E B I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual F# G# E I wanna be
Verse: B C# E Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock ass!--- B C# E You rub your little thing when you see phony dykes in Penthouse magazine B C# E B So what's the difference, Mr. Cream Rinse, you just need a man C# B C# E B A beefy little fag to take you out in drag, oh yeah!-- Repeat Chorus Bridge: E F# D# G# Call me a faggot, call me a butt-lovin', fudge packin' queer E F# I don't care cause it's the straight in straight edge D# G# E F# That makes me wanna drink your beer and be a pansy, and be a homo Verse: B C# E Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock ass!-- B C# B You rub your puny thing when you see studs with tight jeans pass you on the street B C# E B Who wears short shorts, you wear short shorts, you're so full of sh*t! C# B C# E B Why don't you admit you don't have the balls to be a queer! Repeat Chorus and end on B

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