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Well, legal age life at variety store, dealing in dope by the exit door
A E
Waiting to work like a worm at the core, standing so long in the snow I'm sore
B E A E
I am the king, I am therefore, what kind of a fool am I?
E
Well, legal age life at variety store, these are the things that make me roar
A E
Disco sucks and so does war, the meek shall inherit the earth no more
B E A E
I am the king, I am therefore, what kind of a fool am I?
A E
Chorus: And each time I wake up I try to speak
A E
And I felt a cold river of tears upon my cheek
A E
And each time I wake up I feel so weak
B
Dumbfounded
E
Ah, legal age life at variety store, sticking my head through the passenger door
A E
Waiting to work like a worm at the core, standing so long in the snow I'm sore
B E A E
I am the king, I am therefore, what kind of a fool am I?
A E
Chorus: And each time I wake up I try to speak
A E
And I felt a cold river of tears upon my cheek
A E
And each time I wake up I feel so weak
B
Dumbfounded
E
Ah, legal age life at variety store, these are the things that make me roar
A E
Disco sucks and so does war, the meek shall inherit the earth no more
B E A E
I am the king, I am therefore, what kind of a fool am I?
A E
what kind of a fool am I? x2
Written by Dave Bidini