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Verse 1:
D G
I saw the light, they returned last night,
D A
un-answered questions tortured me.
D G
Like how they unlocked the door? Why's my rectum sore?
D A D
Why do I twitch when I watch E.T?
G D
Alien Abduction Probe happens all over the globe,
A D
they came scratched their itch, left me crying in a ditch.
G D
It's all so crule and cold, they put my life on hold,
A A D D
this crap is getting old, Alien Abduction Probe.
Verse 2:
D G
You know they stuck a micro-chip in the hole between my hips,
D A
such a gross indignity.
D G
Involuntary corn holeation, courtesy of the alien nation,
D A D
why do they always come for me? Huh, I say.
G D
Alien Abduction Probe happens all over the globe,
A D
they came scratched their itch, left me crying in a ditch.
G D
It's all so crule and cold, they put my life on hold,
A A D D
this crap is getting old, Alien Abduction Probe.
Interlude
G D A D
G D A A D D
Verse 3:
D G
So, late at night I sit alone stare at the twilight zone,
D A
with a sawed off shot gun in my hand.
D G
Drinking cheap wine and getting plastered, waiting for those great green bastards,
D A D
it's the only way to make them understand. Oooooh
G D
Alien Abduction Probe happens all over the globe,
A D
they came scratched their itch, left me crying in a ditch.
G D
It's all so crule and cold, they put my life on hold,
A A D D D
this crap is getting old, Alien Abduction Probe.