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Verse C Christmas comes but once a year Am And when it comes it brings good cheer Dm G C G A season of goodwill and fun C And yet while most of us feel festive Em Grinches out there just get restive D G And spoil it all for everyone Pre-Chorus F C A7 Though it?s too much to expect you to be nice D7 G You?ll find that life is easier with this advice G C Try not to be a cunt ? it?s Christmas. Dm7 Take a tip from Santa?s elf G7 Am7 D The rest of us are doing our best to be jolly D7 G So don?t go looking like you?ve swallowed a bunch of holly C F Don?t shout at carol singers and tell them to stop Fm G D# Don?t buy your presents from the Oxfam shop C F E7 Am For fuck?s sake be merry, have another sherry D7 G7 C And try not to be a cunt. A7 (?Cos Santa?s coming) D7 G7 C Try not to be a cunt. A7 (Look, there?s a reindeer.) D7 Dm7 G7 C Try not to be a cunt G C C?U?N?T cuntidy cuntidy cunt.
G C Try not to be a cunt ? it?s Christmas. Dm7 Take a tip from Santa?s elf G7 Am7 D The rest of us are doing our best to be jolly D7 G So don?t go looking like you?ve swallowed a bunch of holly C F Don?t shout at carol singers and tell them to stop Fm G D# Don?t buy your presents from the Oxfam shop C F E7 Am For fuck?s sake be merry, have another sherry D7 G7 C And try not to be a cunt. A7 (?Cos Santa?s coming) D7 G7 C Try not to be a cunt. A7 (Look, there?s a reindeer.) D7 Dm7 G7 C Try not to be a cunt G C C?U?N?T cuntidy cuntidy cunt.
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