Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

I'm The Villain In My Own Story(Chords)

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

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Am 
I try to be good to others 
                          E7           Am 
Treat my fellow men like brothers and sisters 
            E             F 
That's the story I'm the hero in 
   E                 F 
So how come I can't zero in 
    E 
On why this song sounds so sinister? 

Oh my God 

        Am 
I'm the villain in my own story 
                        E7 
I'm the witch in my own tale 
       Dm                  Am 
Though I insist I'm the protagonist 
      B7                           E 
It's clear that my soul is up for sale 

        Am 
I'm the villain in my own story 
                      E 
The bad guy in my TV show 
         Dm 
I'm the (who) in the (whodunit) 
       Am 
When I go to hell I'll run it 
    E      Am 
As Satan's CFO 

He needs someone to do the books 

Actually, I shouldn't do that 

I'm terrible with money 

    Bbm 
But wait, how am I a villain? 
                   F7 
I give annually to UNICEF 
     Gb       F 
And just last week 
           Gb             F 
I helped a lady cross the street 
          F7          Bbm 
Who was super old and deaf 

Wait, where am I? 

Ah, a bird! 

        Bbm 
I'm the villain in my own story 
                                    F 
I'm the bitch in the corner of the poster 
        Ebm 
I'm the figure in the doorway 
       Bbm 
Or the Kraken up in Norway 
    F                    Bbm 
God who is this song's composer? 

It's like ridiculously sinisterâ??like redunkuously sinister 

        Bm 
I'm the villain in my own story 
                             F# 
My actions have gone way too far 
   Em                    Bm 
I told myself that I was Jasmine 
       C#7             F# 
But I realize now I'm Jafar 
      Bm 
We're told love conquers all 
                             F# 
But that only applies to the hero 
       Em             Bm 
Is the enemy what I'm meant to be? 
                      F#        Bm 
Is being the villain my destiny?
	        

Written by Adam Schlesinger / Jack Dolgen / Rachel Bloom

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