Anti-depressants Are So Not A Big Deal(Chords)

	        
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Fluoxetine, fluoxetine! 
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Paroxetine, paroxetine! 
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Citalopram, citalopram! 
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Take once a day 
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Fluoxetine, fluoxetine 
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Paroxetine, paroxetine 
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Citalopram, citalopram 
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May cause dry mouth 

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From the moment that we learn to walk and speak 
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Our parents tell us everyone's unique 
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Now, I'm not saying that advice is bad 
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But honey, you're not special 'cause you're sad 

Not special, no you're not 

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The butcher, the baker, the grocery clerk 
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They're all on 20 milligrams or so 
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The movers 

The shakers 
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The happy homemaker 
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You'd be surprised how many of them know 

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Anti-depressants are so not a big deal 
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Big whoop, you're on an anti-depressant 

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Sweet cheeks, here's the deal 

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Welcome to the club with open admission 
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You're cast in the play that has no audition 
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Yes, everyone is special, that's usually the sitch 
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But when it comes to meds, you're such a basic bitch 

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I lost my job and for six months, I couldn't leave my bed, yeah! 
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When my husband died, I stopped bathing and watched Christian TV instead, ooh! 
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Now we're on pills and it's less of a slog 
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Just ask any abused rescue dog 

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The origins of life are messy and imprecise 
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We're all the result of natural selection 

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True! So why should I feel crappy 
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About something that makes me happy? 

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Though it may be hard to maintain an erection 

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Maybe you should adjust your dosage! 
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I already tried that, didn't work 
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Have you tried another medication? 
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Yep, but that one made me gain weight 
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Oh, that totally happened to me. It got better within a few months 

Thanks, cool! 

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Anti-depressants are so not a big deal 
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Big whoop, you're on an anti-depressant 

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Take two with or without a meal 

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Fluoxetine, fluoxetine 

Paroxetine, paroxetine 
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Our lawyers won't let us say brand names 

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Anti-depressants are so so so so not a big deal 
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Big whoop, you're on an anti-depressant 
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Connor, heel! 
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Some cry that in the past, we didn't medicate everyone 
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Cool, witch trials and the Crusades sound like so much fun 
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Anti-depressants are so common 
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That taking them is all we have in common
	        

Written by Rachel Bloom