I Hate Everything But You(Chords)

	        
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The smell of water, kids screaming with joy 
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I've hated crap like that since I was a boy 
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While everyone was laughing and having so much fun 
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I would mutter 'This sucks' till the day was done 
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I detested most stuff and I still do 
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You see, I hate everything but you 

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I hate the feeling of the sun when it hits my skin 
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I don't like bands with a guy on mandolin 
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I hate when people post their pictures with the hashtag 'mood' 
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I hate when people call blueberries a superfood 
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I hate when someone says, 'Oooh, it's magic hour!' 
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Or when people actually stop and smell a flower 
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I hate white women who call their engagement rings 'bling' 
Oh yes, I hate everything 
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But you 


More examples! 

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I hate guys who read magazines devoted to golf 
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Hate Frisbee golf, and when people call Frisbee golf 'frolf' 
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I hate when people ask me if I'd ever get a tattoo 
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Hate combination conditioner and shampoo 
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I hate doing The Wave at a baseball game 
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I hate couples with a cutesy couple name 
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I hate when someone says a joke and someone else says, 'Zing!' 
Oh yes, I hate everything 
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But you 

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'Cause when I look into your eyes and I see you smile 
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When you laugh at yourself and we talk for a while 
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Just for a moment I forget 
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How much I hate it when people say, 'Gotta jet!' 

Even more examples! 

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I hate it when people say they're going 'off the grid' 
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Or when someone calls their baseball cap their 'lid' 
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I hate models who just happen to date quarterbacks 
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I hate grown men who always quote Caddyshack 

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I hate the phrase 'Love conquers all,' and I hate that it's true 
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'Cause I want to not hate things when I'm with you 
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You love so many things and you have so much fun 
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It makes me wish my hating days were done 

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And there's one thing I want you to know: 

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I'll always hate guys who name their cars
	        

Written by Adam Schlesinger / Steven M