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In The Time Of Chimpanzees I Was A Monkey, Butane In My Veins And I'm Out To Cut The Junkie
With The Plastic Eyeballs, Spray-Paint The Vegetables, Dog Food Stalls With The Beefcake Pantyhose
Kill The Headlights And Put It In Neutral, Stock Car Flaming With A Loser And The Cruise Control
Baby's In Reno With The Vitamin D, Got A Couple Of Couches, Sleep On The Love-Seat
Someone Came In Sayin' I'm Insane To Complain About A Shotgun Wedding And A Stain On My Shirt
Don't Believe Everything That You Breathe, You Get A Parking Violation And A Maggot On Your Sleeve
So Shave Your Face With Some Mace In The Dark, Savin' All Your Food Stamps And Burnin' Down The Trailer Park
Yo Cut It
Soy Un Perdedor, I'm A Loser Baby So Why Don't You Kill Me Double Barrel Buckshot
Soy Un Perdedor, I'm A Loser Baby So Why Don't You Kill Me
Forces Of Evil On A Bozo Nightmare, Ban All The Music With A Phony Gas Chamber
?Cause One's Got A Weasel And The Other's Got A Flag, One's On The Pole, Shove The Other In A Bag
With The Rerun Shows And The Cocaine Nose-Job, The Daytime Crap Of The Folksinger Slob
He Hung Himself With A Guitar String, A Slab Of Turkey-Neck And It's Hangin' From A Pigeon Wing
You Can't Write If You Can't Relate, Trade The Cash For The Beef For The Body For The Hate
And My Time Is A Piece Of Wax Fallin' On A Termite, It's Chokin' On The Splinters
Soy Un Perdedor, I'm A Loser Baby So Why Don't You Kill Me Get Crazy With The Cheese Whiz
Soy Un Perdedor, I'm A Loser Baby So Why Don't You Kill Me
Soy Un Perdedor, I'm A Loser Baby So Why Don't You Kill Me (I Can?t Believe You)
Soy Un Perdedor, I'm A Loser Baby So Why Don't You Kill Me
I'm A Driver, I'm A Winner; Things Are Gonna Change I Can Feel It
Soy Un Perdedor, I'm A Loser Baby So Why Don't You Kill Me
Soy Un Perdedor, I'm A Loser Baby So Why Don't You Kill Me
Written by Carl Stephenson, Beck David Campbell