Everyone's A Little Bit Racist(Chords)

	        
F                    Gm 
You're a little bit racist 
      C                   F 
Well, you're a little bit too 
              G7                Am 
I guess we're both a little bit racist 
  Gm                         C 
Admitting it is not an easy thing to do but 

I guess it's true, between me and you 

I think 
F                       Gm          F 
Everyone's a little bit racist, sometimes 
F                         Gm              D      D7 
Doesn't mean we go around committing hate crimes 
Gm 
Look around and you will find 
G7 
No one's really color blind 
F            Am7                 A7 
Maybe it's a fact we all should face 
Gm7                      C 
Everyone makes judgments 
              F 
Based on race 

F                       Gm        F 
Everyone's a little bit racist today 
F                            Gm     D    D7 
So, everyone's a little bit racist, okay! 
Gm 
Ethinic jokes might be uncouth 
G7 
But you laugh because they're based on truth 
F                  Am7      A7 
Don't take them as personal attacks 
Gm7                  C 
Everyone enjoys them  
    F 
So relax! 

Eb                   Fm 
You're a little bit racist 
      Bb                   Eb 
Well, you're a little bit too 
      Ab               Fm 
We're all a little bit racist 
  Fm                           Bb 
I think that I would have to agree with you 

We're glad you do. It's sad but true! 
Eb                       Fm 
Everyone's a little bit racist 
    Eb 
All right, all right, all right, all right! 
Eb                        Fm7       C    C7 
Bigotry has never been exclusively white 
Fm 
If we all could just admit 
        F7 
That we are racist a little bit 
Eb              Gm7                G7 
Even though we all know that it's wrong 
Fm                     Bb 
Maybe it would help us 
      Eb 
Get along 

G                       Am7 
Everyone's a little bit racist 
    G 
I'm not! 
                  Am 
How many Oriental wives 
         G 
Have you got? 
Am 
Hey, Brian, buddy, where you been? 
    A7 
The term is Asian-American! 
G              Bm7 
I know you are no 
             B7 
Intending to be 
     Am                 D 
But calling me Oriental 
             G 
Offensive to me! 

    Bm 
The Jews have all the money 
        Am 
And the whites have all the power 
        D 
And I'm always in taxi-cab 

With driver who no shower! 

Ab                      Bbm           Ab 
Everyone's a little bit racist, It's true! 
Ab                         Bbm        Cm  C7 
But everyone is just about racist as you! 
Bbm                               Abm 
If we all could just admit, that we are racist, a little bit 

Ab                   Cm       Fm 
And everyone stopped being so PC 
Bbm 
Maybe we could live in 
Ab      Bbm 
Harmony 
                                Ab 
Everyone's a little bit racist!